Gossip about my husband!

[soulmate]

Thank you for sharing. My wedding anniversary is 16 of May. I hope he is on time.

[yy]

Happy Anniversary in advance N yes, hope he's on time

[Lime]

Hey there, Marie, nah he wouldn't do that because happy wife happy life - lol

Norb - yeps, he said it makes relationships more lively. Relationship is also about compromising and that's why we are still together

Soulmate - happy anniversary in advance

Cheers,
~Lime~

[Marie]

I didn't post for a long long time. My husband and I have a very good relationship but one of his habit makes me feel sooooooooooooooooooooooo nervous and that is he doesn't plan in advance.
He was like this before we married. I accepted that but sometime I feel like a tiger, wanna eat him. I still love him LOL.

There is nothing serious in this thread. I just want to gossip him.

If it's any consolation to you, there are other women like you all over the world who freely admit that their partner, at least some of the time, make them absolutely, nail-bitingly, hair-pullingly, nuts. I have just stumbled into a book titled "I love him, but..., a collection of comments on the things men do that drive women crazy! But mind you, the women who volunteered to share what annoy them about their partners are mostly in happy relationships. But they describe relationship bliss as a "paradoxical balance between affection and affliction, desire and disgust, friendship and frenzy." Like what you said, the annoyance is there, but so is love.

Let me quote here some of the comments featured in the book:

He calls home to say, 'I'm leaving the office now. I'll be home in twenty minutes.' Half an hour later, he'll call to say he's still at the office. He's leaving now. This can go on all night.

He eats off my plate. I have to gobble my meal before he swipes it.

I make a list for him to take to the market. It's got three items on it. He'll forget the list. But he will remember to bring home three items, none of them right.

He participates in my phone calls. He interrupts to say something or make comments. 'You forgot to tell her about such and such' or 'What about so and so?'

He plays the lottery. That is his retirement plan.

He can never remember our PIN number at the bank machine. It's only our anniversary date.

He carries cash all over his body. A little in every pocket. He doesn't want any one to know how much he's got on him, or where to find it if they're going to rob him. I cannot tell you how many damp singles I've found in the washing machine.

He always has a 'short cut.' He goes miles out of the way along winding, narrow roads to avoid traffic lights or possible crowding on the highway. With him at the wheel, a twenty-minute drive can easily last an hour.

He tapes everything off the television, but he never labels the tapes. if you want to find a movie, you've got to play thirty tapes until you chance upon the one you want.

He drinks his coffee in the car every morning. I can't find any cups for my coffee, because he never brings them back. If you look into his car , you'll see two dozen cups, all growing things.

The good news is that he does everything perfectly. The bad news is that it takes him all night to dry a dish so there are no water spots. Washing the car is a lifetime project.

He hangs this huge , ugly key ring from his belt. It has about a hundred keys on it. So you know he is imporatnt.

He explains punch lines.

He collects his belly button lint. He digs it out as he's getting in bed every night. At first, he kept it in a paper cup. When that got full, he kept it in a plastic bag. By now, he must have 15 pounds of the stuff.

He'll buy anything to save a dime. Day-old bread, the cheapest gas, thin bathroom tissue, meat specials- even the steak's green.

He leaves the car two miles away to avoid paying for parking, in the rain, sleet, hail or snow.

I can't ever hear a news report because he interrupts to correct the reporter's grammar. 'You're supposed to be speaking English!' he yells. 'You're supposed to be a journalist!

Does any of these sound familiar to you?

[badfish]

My wife and her friends, I blame it on them being Thai, can't plan worth beans either. I recall one time a whole group of 15 of them decided to go to Six Flags Magic Mountain one weekend. The night before I heard about their trip and decided to see if I could get a discount on the tickets and found out that the day they wanted to go was a holiday for the park and it was closed. I see so many situations that happen in their lives similar to this and it's just lack of planning.

[yy]

if it's any consolation to you, there are other women like you all over the world who freely admit that their partner, at least some of the time, make them absolutely, nail-bitingly, hair-pullingly, nuts. I have just stumbled into a book titled "i love him, but..., a collection of comments on the things men do that drive women crazy! But mind you, the women who volunteered to share what annoy them about their partners are mostly in happy relationships. But they describe relationship bliss as a "paradoxical balance between affection and affliction, desire and disgust, friendship and frenzy." like what you said, the annoyance is there, but so is love.

Let me quote here some of the comments featured in the book:



































Does any of these sound familiar to you?

[yy]

... Er, what happened to Marie's quotes, moderators?

[mmaaddict]

If it's any consolation to you, there are other women like you all over the world who freely admit that their partner, at least some of the time, make them absolutely, nail-bitingly, hair-pullingly, nuts. I have just stumbled into a book titled "I love him, but..., a collection of comments on the things men do that drive women crazy! But mind you, the women who volunteered to share what annoy them about their partners are mostly in happy relationships. But they describe relationship bliss as a "paradoxical balance between affection and affliction, desire and disgust, friendship and frenzy." Like what you said, the annoyance is there, but so is love.

Let me quote here some of the comments featured in the book:



































Does any of these sound familiar to you?

Ummm... the belly lint collecting is just so gross and the coffee cup thing is just as bad. The green steak....

I'm a guy and most of those things makes me cringe...hahahahaha

[Marie]

Ummm... the belly lint collecting is just so gross and the coffee cup thing is just as bad. The green steak....

I'm a guy and most of those things makes me cringe...hahahahaha

LOL, yes. It seems some comments are a bit exaggerated. My bad, I should have not included them in the list. Sorry.

[David_Loves_Ubonwan]

... Er, what happened to Marie's quotes, moderators?

You quoted Marie, you didn't quote her quotes...

David