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[RobAarts]

Hi,

I saw this message at a thai massage, can anyone translate this message for me?

Just because I am curious.


thanks!

Rob

[deland]

My wife says it's thai but don't really make any sense? it's like someone from say vietnam trying to write thai??? she understands bits of it but just says it's all messed up!!

[deland]

Is my wife right then? does anyone else see it like this?

[RobAarts]

Is my wife right then? does anyone else see it like this?

So far I still don't know. The message is on the insode of a door in a massagesalon. It's a clean place but some girl sometimes offer 'more'... although that is not allowed.
One girl told me the sign says they can offer that if you have a massage of more then 2 hours, but another girl told me a complete different story.

The massage will stay the same and I rarely accept the 'extra's'but I am still curious about the sign...
So if anyone has an educated guess I would appreciate that.

thanks again!
Rob

[deland]

So this is in amsterdam? My wife still says it's written by someone that can't write thai very well

Here is her translation....with me writing from what i can work out from her

Shop open 11 o'clock after 12 o'clock double queue
massage wrong, calculate money wrong, you pay!
you have to do your job good and be good with the boss
When you do the massage you need to write the time you started and finished
When you do massage you must do it right
When you massage you must do a variety of massages if you don't in the 2hr time you will have to iron 10 towels in the shop,

All it is is a set of rules for the staff, but as i said not written very well,
Hope this helps!!!

My wife says sod working there

[RobAarts]

hahaha OK.. Iron 10 towels.. I will remind that for next time ;-)

thanks!

ps. I am always nice to the girls and give good tips.. hope that lightens up their day ;-)