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    panic Paul_au is on the market again.

    I will let every one know I have broken it off with my Doctor Girlfriend. She became too high maintanace. She wanted me to buy her a free meal & it wasn't even her birthday.
    I'm looking for a new girlfriend under 35 years of age. Must be highly educated, have a successful career or be independently wealthy living in Sydney. Must support equal rights & have manners.
    I will not tolerate a drinker smoker gambler or some one who is over weight.
    In return she will get a hug every day.
    AND YES I'M WORTH IT.

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    Re: Paul_au is on the market again.

    Hi

    It is late for April fools but good for a laugh anytime.

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    Re: Paul_au is on the market again.

    Priceless!

    Great tongue-in-cheek, Paul.

    Congratulations on cleaning up your grammar and spelling for this.

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    Free meals aren't bought, they are free...

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    Re: Paul_au is on the market again.

    I needed this!
    "It is the greatest of all mistakes to do nothing because you can only do a little." Sydney Smith

    May all beings be happy, may all beings have peace.

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    Re: Paul_au is on the market again.

    This must be a very difficult time for you Paul, the breaking up. Hope you find the strength to handle this situation. Try to forget her. I know some people still try to keep memories but that I feel only makes the pain last longer. Dont go for dinners alone and ask the waiter to bring two bills instead of one. Dont go making purchases for her on net and then reverse it, just to see it on the credit card bill which you can later debit to her. If you find some old bill resist from sending it to her. It maybe best too forfeit the amount. This is not the time to bill each other and to start reliving the romance of the past. If you think the amount is too much, I suggest ask some lawyer mail it to her. I would say tear up all old bills and invoices you have given each other once for all. Its hard but its important to move forward. Its time to open a fresh new account Paul and close the last one. Do counsel with your local bankers, they will understand the pain and can often recommend a good partner. They know a sexy figure when they see one. Best of luck and let us know how things move.
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    Re: Paul_au is on the market again.

    So what's up with Paul-au ? I don't completely understand, he broke up with his girl friend? Is she Thai lady of aussi?

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    Re: Paul_au is on the market again.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mahindrasarath View Post
    So what's up with Paul-au ? I don't completely understand, he broke up with his girl friend? Is she Thai lady of aussi?
    She is Chinese.

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    Re: Paul_au is on the market again.

    So why is this on the Thai relationships section??? 0_0
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    Re: Paul_au is on the market again.

    Good point, YY. I hadn't even noticed that.

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