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    question

    For those who can legally drink.... Which one is your sign and is that true of you? BTW, I'm an aquarius and its suits me.

    ALCOHOROSCOPES

    What are you?

    ARIES Drinking style

    Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to

    call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to

    closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty

    flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is a good way to

    get what you want out of them, should other methods fail.

    Aries can become bellicose when blotto, but they will assume that

    whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They

    can be counted on to do the same for you -- so long as you haven't gone

    and done anything really horrible to them last night, you sneaky

    Gemini.



    TAURUS Drinking style

    Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow

    rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is a

    one-person stampede, the kind of bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills

    red wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers, the

    preference for wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and

    barfing is quite fortunate for the rest of us. This is not to say

    that the Bull is by any means a teetotaler -- god, no. A squiffy Taurus

    will get, er, gregarious (full of loudmouth soup, some would say) and is

    extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated.



    GEMINI Drinking style

    Geminis can drink without changing their behavior much -- they're so

    naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it's just hard to

    tell sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing with finesse and

    allusion, then doing something to belie an extremely advanced state of

    intoxication, like puking in your shoe. Geminis possess the magic ability

    to flirt successfully (and uninfuriatingly, which is very tricky) with

    several people at once. They like to order different cocktails every round

    -- repetition is boring -- and may create a theme (like yellow drinks:

    beer, sauvignon blanc and limoncello) for their own amusement.



    CANCER Drinking style

    Cancer is a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine with dinner or an

    after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it, Cancer darling?

    Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs must guard against

    lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and

    insinuating themselves on VIP lists -- and, in true Hollywoodstyle, Cancers

    are never really drunk; instead, they get "tired and emotional" (read:

    weepy when lubricated). But there's nothing better than swapping stories

    (and spit) over a few bottles of inky red wine with your favorite

    Cancer. Even your second-favorite Cancer will do. The sign also rules the

    flavor vanilla, and you'd be adored if you served up a vanilla vodka and

    soda.



    LEO Drinking style

    Leo likes to drink and dance -- they're often fabulous dancers, and

    usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding dignity

    and turning kittenish. Of course, they're quite aware they're darling -

    Leos will be Leos, after all. They generally know their limit, probably

    because they loathe losing self-control. When they get over-refreshed,

    expect flirting to ensue -- and perhaps not with the one what brung

    them. But Leo's not the type to break rules even when drunk, so just try

    to ignore it (try harder, Cancer) and expect a sheepish (and hung over)

    Lion to make it up to you the next day.



    VIRGO Drinking style

    Cerebral Virgos are compelled to impose order onto their bender.

    Their famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less than

    other signs, sure -- but it could also lead to drinking booze neat, to

    sucking down organic wine or just to brand loyalty. They rarely get fully

    shellacked -- but, oh, when they do! Virgo's controlled by the

    intellect, but there's an unbridled beast lurking within, and they let it

    loose when walloped. It's dead sexy (and surprisingly unsloppy). As one Virgo

    friend used to declare, "I'm going to drink myself into a low level of

    intelligence tonight." A toast to the subgenius IQ!



    LIBRA Drinking style

    "I'm jusht a social drinker," slurs Libra, "it's jusht that I'm so

    #### social!" Libra loves nothing more than to party, mingle and relate

    to everyone. Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with Insta-Friend

    device set to "on&quot or heavier on the Evil Libra side (they are little

    instigators when bored), the Scales can really work a room. Charming as

    they are, Libras are notoriously lacking in self-control, however, which

    can get them into all sorts of trouble -- including wearing their

    wobbly boots waaaay too early in the evening, flirting with their best

    friend's beau or even blacking out the night's events entirely. Oops!



    SCORPIO Drinking style

    Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk at you

    and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're hog-whimpering

    drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if

    you have a problem with that. Most of them see the sauce as something

    to savor in itself, and not as a personality-altering tool -- though if

    depressed, self-loathing Scorps seek total obliteration. But generally,

    they're fascinating drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and

    dizzying flirts. They also remember everything -- especially what you

    did when you were blitzed. Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.



    SAGITTARIUS Drinking style

    In vino veritas -- and, for Sagittarius, in booze blurtiness: When

    buttered, they'll spill all your secrets and many of their own.

    Tactlessness aside, Sagittarius is just plain fun to drink with. This is a

    sign of serious partying (what else would you expect from the sign of

    Sinatra, Keith Richards, the Bush twins and Anna Nicole Smith?).

    They're the people who chat up everyone in the room, then persuade the

    entire crowd to travel somewhere else -- like a nightclub, or a

    playground, or Cancun. Good-natured hijinks are sure to ensue (including a

    high possibility of loopy groping; spontaneous Sag is a brilliant booty

    call).



    CAPRICORN Drinking style

    Capricorn is usually described as practical, steadfast,

    money-hungry and status-thirsty -- no wonder they get left off the

    astrological cocktail-party list. But this is the sign of David Bowie and

    Annie Lennox, not to mention Elvis. Capricorn is the true rock star:

    independent, powerful and seriously charismatic, not too eager to please.

    And if they make money being themselves, who are you to quibble? But

    just like most rock stars, they're either totally on or totally off, and

    they generally need a little social lubricant to loosen up and enjoy

    the after party, especially if they can hook up with a cute groupie.



    AQUARIUS Drinking style

    Aquarius and drinking don't go together that well (except for water,

    that is). They have an innate tendency toward know-it-allism, and if

    they get an idea while sizzled, they're more stubborn than a stain or a

    stone. If they're throwing a party or organizing an outing, however,

    they're too preoccupied with their duties to get combative -- and they

    make perfectly charming drunks in that case. Fortunately, they're

    usually capital drink-nursers. They also make the best designated drivers

    (if you can get them before they start raising their wrist): Aquarius

    is fascinated by drunk people and capable of holding

    interesting conversations with soused strangers while sober.



    PISCES Drinking style

    If you're a Pisces, you've probably already heard that you share a

    sign and an addictive personality -- with Liz Taylor, Liza Minelli and

    Kurt Cobain. Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in the dreamy,

    out-there feeling that only hooch can give, but they build up a mighty

    tolerance fast. Who needs an expensive date like that? On the other

    hand, they're fabulously enchanting partners, whether in conversation or in

    crime. With the right Pisces, you can start out sharing a pitcher of

    margaritas and wind up in bed together for days. The phrase "addictive

    personality" can be read two ways, you know.

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    Ya Cancer and it suits me well too
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    Gee, I see I've yet to develop my proper drinking style...Sagi!

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    MmmmMmM I've been sober for about 3 or 4 months now... NOT FOR LONG!.. heee hee har har!

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    very funny[QUOTE]

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